Buns Should Fit The Meat.

A male human in my immediate family decides to grill hamburgers outside.

He buys onion-toasted buns – eight of them pre-packaged into a 7.5” x 7.5” Cobblestone Mill bag.

Diameter of each bun: four inches.

He seasons the burger and shapes into two large patties. Diameter of each: six inches. Weight of each: 15.2 ounces. But let’s just round it off to a pound.

No way the four-inch onion-toasted buns are going to hold a six-inch burger, much less lettuce, tomato and onion.

So the male human decides to bake his own burger buns in the oven.

He removes his homemade creations at the appointed time.

Not only are the buns big enough for a three-pound burger, but they could accommodate a bottle of beer as well. (See photo.)

Still, let’s give it a go. Grill is heatin’ up….