Being Delicate At The Deli.

I could not believe this bejeweled woman who waltzed into the local deli and asked for two pints of salad sans the please. When the Hispanic server scooped only one scoop from the wrong deli bowl, the woman drawled, “Shall we try this again? O-n-e, and now t-w-o.” HQ Cat thinks she should watch more of the national news and get her perspectives right.