“Look up. Look down. Look all the way around. Your pants are falling down!”
Little kids used to chant this on the playground and then run away laughing their heads off. It was the equivalent of today’s “made you look.”
It’s what national news sources make us do every day.
Homes are selling. Homes aren’t selling. Homes are kind of selling.
Employment is up. Employment is down.
A medicine works. A medicine sometimes works.
BP’s oil spill isn’t so bad. BP’s oil spill is really bad.
Insurance companies have us covered. Insurance companies have themselves covered.
It’s going to be a long summer, I can tell already.
I better go buy a belt or two. At least retailers are doing well.
Right?
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